How Many Dogs...
...Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Border Collie: Just one - me! Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.
Rottweiler: Change it yourself!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh?
Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that lamp!
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: Well, the first step is to herd all the light bulbs
into a little circle...
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light
bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about some
burned-out bulb?
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