How Many Dogs...

...Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one - me! Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.

Rottweiler: Change it yourself!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh?
Huh?

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that lamp!

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd: Well, the first step is to herd all the light bulbs
into a little circle...

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light
bulb?

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about some
burned-out bulb?