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Animals : Of Pigs And Sheep



Of Pigs And Sheep

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?

Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job while
counting them?

If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make
sweaters for themselves?

If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?

What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea
when humans fly'?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor
are they pigs?

Why don't sheep shrink like a wool sweater does when it rains?

Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

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