Bad Signs

Service Station: Eat Here and Get Gas.

Office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

Used Cars Lot: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Auto Repair Shop: Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.

Department Store: Semiannual After-Christmas Sale.

Service Station: Diesel Fried Chicken.

Restaurant: Customers who find our staff rude should see the manager.