More Funny Signs

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

Music Store: "Bach in a minuet."

Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day."

At the Electric Company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and
get fed up."

In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is
optional.

Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels."

Computer Store: "Back in 10 minutes - out for a quick byte."