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At Work / In the Office : You Might Be An Engineer

You Might Be An Engineer

You might be an engineer if...

- choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your computer
memory is a dilemma.

- you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine

- in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

- the salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your

- at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

- you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

- you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

- you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

- you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the
special effects.

- you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

- you know what http:// stands for.

- you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.

- you see a good design and still have to change it.

- your laptop computer costs more than your car.

- your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

- you've already calculated how much you make per second.

- you've tried to repair a $5 radio.

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