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Bad Puns : Commuting Hazards



Commuting Hazards

A man took a new job and began commuting each day to work through a
tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less
onerous, he invited several of his coworkers to share the ride. He soon
found, however, that the commute continued to get more stressful,
especially the trips through the tunnels. He consulted the company
doctor.

"Doc," the frustrated commuter complained, "I'm fine on the bridges, in
the traffic, in the day and at night. But when I get in the tunnels and
I've got those four other guys crowded around me in the car, I get
anxious and dizzy and feel like I'm going to explode."

Without further analysis, the doctor announced he had identified the
ailment.

"What is it, Doc? Am I going insane?"

"No, no, no, my boy. You have something very common in these parts."

"Tell me! What is it?"

"You have what is known as Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."

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