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Bad Puns : Creepy Crawlies



Creepy Crawlies

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big holes in your garden!

What did the termite say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin-diving!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run
before it collapses!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!

What kind of worm likes to read?
A bookworm!

Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late?
Where in earth have you been!

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