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Bad Puns : For the Birds



For the Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!

Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a fire engine?
A: A firequaker!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What's another name for a smart duck?
A: A wise quacker!

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