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Bad Puns : Snow Joking Matter



Snow Joking Matter

What did the snowgirl do when the snowman was late for their date?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my Mom if I can come out and play in the snow.

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