Unfortunate Bean

These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was
hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to
the hospital. After hours of surgery the doctor comes in and says "I
have good news and bad news."

The green bean starts to rejoice and the doctor says, "The good news
is that he's going to live."

"The bad news is he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."