If Life Was Like Computers

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your problems in the recycle bin and restore them when you
feel like dealing with them.

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on "find" (Ctrl-F) to recover your lost remote control
and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run".

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and
start all over!