Canine Complex

A man walked into the office of an well known psychiatrist and sat down
to explain his problem.

"Doctor, I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep thinking that I'm
a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here
and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the
furniture."