During Surgery

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

- Better save that, we might need it later.

- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- Darn, there go the lights again...

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
off.

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

- Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.

- FIRE! Everyone get out of here!