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Doctors and Medicine : Flat Out Treatment



Flat Out Treatment

A man returned from vacation feeling very ill. He went to see his
doctor, and the doctor had him immediately rushed to the hospital for a
range of tests.

The man woke up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and
the phone by his bedside was ringing. "This is your doctor," said the
voice on the other end. "We've reviewed the results of your tests and
we've found you have a very nasty virus, which is extremely
contagious."

"Oh my gosh! What are you going to do, doctor?"

"We're going to put you on a diet of pizza and pancakes."

"Will that cure me?"

"No, it's the only food we can slide under the door."

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