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Doctors and Medicine : It Figures



It Figures

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for
their babies to be born.

The nurse came out and told the first father, "Congratulations, you're
the father of twins!"

"It figures," the first father said. "I'm the manager of the Minnesota
Twins."

Five minutes later the nurse came out and told the second father,
"Congratulations you're the father of triplets!"

"It figures," the second father said. "I'm the weatherman on Channel
3."

At that the third father fainted.

The second father turned to the first and asked, "What's the matter with
him?"

The first father replied, "He works for 7-Up!"

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