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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do - this is a bookstore!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil until I get there

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's wait and see what develops.