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Doctors and Medicine : That's the Good News?



That's the Good News?

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was
sitting.

The doctor told the patient, "I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want me to tell you first?"

The patient answered, "Give me the good news first."

So the doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live."

The patient screamed, "That's the good news? What's the bad news?"

The doctor replied, "I forgot to tell you this yesterday..."

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