An Appropriate Picture

The local motor vehicle licensing office was packed. The line inched
along for almost an hour until one man finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was
standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this
picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the
man: "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over
anyway."