Testy Coffee

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with
his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other
patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my
fingers."

The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and
returned shortly with another cup of coffee.

"This one isn't so hot, sir," he beamed.