Baggage Problems

A flight attendant watched one day as a passenger who was overloaded
with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the
plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the
over-sized luggage.

"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I don't have this
problem."

The attendant replied with a sarcastic smile, "When you fly other
airlines, I don't have this problem either."