Cheap Perfume

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his
wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics
clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $150.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for
$80.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $25.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.