Daytime Television

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and
was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television
here?"

"Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in our
cells and don't see any television."

"That's too bad," the reporter said, "But I do think it is nice that the
warden lets you watch it in the daytime."

"What do you mean, nice?" the inmate said. "That's part of the
punishment!"