Don't Leave Before The Job Is Done

A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a
quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a
$70 bill for labor.

"Labor charges!" she exclaimed. "It only took you five minutes."

The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge
on every house call.

"Well, I want my remaining paid labor," the lady responded, and she
handed him a rake. The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard
bagging leaves.