A Daring Rescue

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when
a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an
80-year-old man in the water who rescued her.

The crew pulled them both out of the treacherous waters. The captain was
grateful as well as astonished that the white-haired old man performed
such an act of bravery. That night a banquet was given in honor of the
ship's elderly hero. He was called forward to receive an award and was
asked to say a few words.

He said, "First of all, I'd like to know who pushed me."