Fearsomely Funny

Q. What is a ghoul's favorite slurpee flavor?
A. Lemon-slime...

Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A. A stake sandwich...

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A. A trombone...

Q. What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A. Tweets...

Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath...

Q. What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A. A guy with very high blood pressure...