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Q. What is a ghoul's favorite slurpee flavor? A. Lemon-slime... Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A. A stake sandwich... Q. What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A. A trombone... Q. What do birds give out on Halloween night? A. Tweets... Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash? A. They have bat breath... Q. What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A. A guy with very high blood pressure...
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