Halloween One Liners

Q. What does a goblin buy when he goes shopping?
A. Grosseries...

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. Frostbite...

Q. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A. With scare spray...

Q. Why didn't the ghost have any fun at the party?
A. He didn't have any body to dance with...

Q. What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A. Booberries...

Q. Why did the Vampire subscribe to the magazine?
A. He heard it had great circulation...