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Holidays and Vacation : Types Of Bears



Types Of Bears

A couple were vacationing in a national park. The wife expressed her
concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more
comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp and to
calm her concerns, they'd talk to the park ranger to see what the
likelihood of a bear encounter would be.

The ranger told them, "Well, we haven't seen any grizzlies in this area
so far this year, or black bears, for that matter."

The wife shrieked, "There's TWO types of bears out here? How can you
tell the difference? Which one is more dangerous?"

The ranger replied, "Well, that's easy, see, if the bear CHASES you up a
tree and it comes up after you, it's a black bear. If it SHAKES the tree
until you fall out, it's a grizzly."

The motel room was quite nice.

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