A Boring Book

Julie stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have
a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters, the printing was tiny, and there was no
plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who
took our phone book."