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Miscellaneous : Finding The Cell Phone

Finding The Cell Phone

We went to the movies the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I
usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was
about to start, a person from the center of the row got up and started
working their way across.

"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse

By the time the person got to me I was trying to see the screen and I
was a little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little

"No!!" was the loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE
message just flashed up on the screen and mine was out in the car."

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