Humorous Signs
In a Department Store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
In an Office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly
bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In another Office: After coffee break, would staff please empty pot and
stand upside down in the sink.
In a Safari Park: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.
At a Conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there
is a day care on the first floor.
A Leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get
lessons.
On a Repair Shop Door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the
door - the bell doesn't work.)
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