Early To Rise

A family had just finished moving from their farmhouse into a house in
the city.

Early the next morning, their 5-year-old son ran in to his parents'
bedroom to wake them up.

The mother dressed him and told him to play in the yard. About 20
minutes later, he came running back.

"Mommy, Mommy," he exclaimed, "everybody has doorbells - and they all
work!"