Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out
to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is
probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a
farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the
farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a
thing about cars."