A Gleaming Pistol

A three-year-old boy opened the birthday gift from his grandmother and
he discovered a water gun. He squealed with delight and headed for the
nearest sink.

The boy's father was not so pleased. He turned to the Grandmother and
said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you
crazy with water guns?"

Grandma smiled and then replied... "I remember."