It's a Chocolate Muffin Day

A young man staggered into the small-town bakery at the crack of
dawn on an extremely cold, wet, and stormy morning. "Thank heavens
you are open," he gasped. "Do you have fresh double chocolate
muffins?"

When the baker nodded , a huge smile broke out on the young man's
face. "It's worth the trip, then - she'll be so happy. It will make
her day!"

The baker nodded with understanding. "Are these for your mother,
then?" he asked.

"No - my wife! Do you think my mother would send me out on a day
like this?"