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School Daze

Teacher: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Student: They used Norse code!

First Kid: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or
shine.
Second Kid: So what's so great about that?
First Kid: It's snowing outside!

Teacher: Why did the knight run about shouting for a can opener?
Student: He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Teacher: Who invented fractions?
Student: Henry the 1/8th!

Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
Student: At the bottom!

Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Student: Because there were so many knights!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Student: Because there's no place to sit down!

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