The Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing in class when the teacher entered the room. The
teacher asked, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answered, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to
whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was
your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.