Whining Golfer

A man loved to play golf. One Saturday, he returned home from a
scheduled golf game much earlier than his wife expected. She asked him
why he was home so early.

"Would you want to play golf with someone who whines about every shot,
complains about everything on the course, and makes noises when you're
trying to make an important shot?", he asked.

"No, I wouldn't," answered his wife.

"Well neither did they."