Good Samaritan

A teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4
& 5 year-olds. She was making it as vivid as possible to keep the
children interested in her tale.

At one point, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the
roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw
up!"