Lessons on the Road

There's a man trying to cross the street. But when he steps off the
curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for
him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but
the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.

So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again
and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man
so scared that he just stops in the middle of the road.

The car swerves at the last possible moment and stops next to the man.
The driver rolls down the window. It's a squirrel.

He says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks."